This week’s flash fiction challenge is a little different. First of all, Chuck Wendig is farming it out. And second of all we have to make an actual voice recording of a voicemail of the future. I totally love this idea. It reminds me of the Artifacts of the Future that show up in the Wired magazine, which I love. My voicemail is mom calling for tech advice with a twist.
Son, I don’t know how to get this piece of crap to work.
I went to the doctor and got the port installed. But, I can’t get the damn hangy bits to attach. And, I know you said to hold down the start button, but it just keeps restarting over and over.
<pacing speed up>
And, don’t say I need to read the manual I read the manual. And, you know what? It doesn’t make any damn sense. Not a bit. If you want me to use this stupid thing, you need to come over and help me. I’m done messing with it.
<bright and happy voice>
Love ya, bye.